"Brett’s Grammar School is filled with identical students and teachers… called Brett. The Brett’s are obsessed with one sport - tunnel ball. A new student, Bret, arrives and steals the show on his first day with his impressive tunnel ball ability. There’s just one problem- Bret isn’t a Brett. Bret looks nothing like the others and to make matters worse, he has an enormous penis, which makes his teacher furious and gets him banished from the school. In order to over come his ostracization from the students and teachers Bret must disguise himself to get back into the school and do the one thing he loves the most… play Tunnel Ball."